Last night I got thrown out of a casino… apparently I completely misunderstood the crap table.

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In Vegas they’ll bet on anything. One casino was ready to let me bet on whether I’d win or lose there.

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I’m going to the casino tonight. I hope I break even. I need the money.

I had nothing to do, so just for a laugh I went to the casino. In three hours I’d laughed away my car.

What is the difference between a poker player and a dog? In about ten years the dog quits whining.

What’s the difference between prayer in church and prayer in a casino? In a casino, you really mean it!

Why didn’t the elephant like to play cards in the jungle? Because there were too many cheetahs (ok that was lame).

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The wife of a doctor called the casino to get her husband paged. They refused. The house doesn’t make doctor calls.