While poker is more of a serious game it can still be a good laugh, especially when played with friends. These ten jokes are perfect for that kind of poker night and they are sure to raise a smile even if your hand is too weak to raise…
Card Game Jokes and Puns. Enjoy these funny card game jokes and puns. This obviously includes poker, blackjack and other fun card games.Also check out our other funny jokes. Poker Jokes and Humor. A man walked by a table in a hotel and noticed three men and a dog playing cards. The dog was playing with extraordinary performance. 'Quit playing poker forever right now and I'll give you a pot of gold worth a million dollars.' , said the little fellow. The player replied, 'Let me get even first.' 9) Foldem Holdem. A man came home from a poker game late one night and found his hideous harpy of a wife waiting for him with a rolling pin. 'Where the hell have you been?'
- Great sense of gambling humor! With high tension of poker tournaments, where one should think every bet and every step ahead, and keep oneself prepared for anything, only Poker is the game of minds, where only the great minds are able to achieve anything. And do you know what comes with a bright gambling mind?
- Tags: humor, lust, poker, sex. Like “A good lawyer, just like a good poker player, must always keep his cards close to his chest.”.
Ten Jokes About Poker That Poker Players Will Love
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Q: What did the poker dealer say to the deck of cards?
A: “I can’t deal with you anymore!”
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Q: How can you tell if a poker player is bluffing?
A: His chips are moving.
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Q: Whats the difference between online poker and live poker?
A: You can cry after a bad loss online and no one will laugh at you.
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Q: What’s the difference between a losing poker player and a dog?
A: In about ten years, the dog quits whining.
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Q: What do vampires play poker for?
A: High Stakes!
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Q: How do you get a professional poker player off your front porch?
A: Pay him for the Pizza.
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Q: What is the biggest difference between a church and a poker room?
A: In a poker room, you really mean it when you pray!!
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Q: What did the giraffe say to the tiger at the poker table?
A: I thought you were a cheetah!
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Q: What’s the difference between a large pizza and a poker player?
A: Large pizza can feed a family of four, a poker player can’t
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Q: Where in a Book Shop would you find the book “How to win easily and fast with poker.”?
A: In the fantasy section.
Last night I got thrown out of a casino… apparently I completely misunderstood the crap table.
In Vegas they’ll bet on anything. One casino was ready to let me bet on whether I’d win or lose there.
I’m going to the casino tonight. I hope I break even. I need the money.
I had nothing to do, so just for a laugh I went to the casino. In three hours I’d laughed away my car.
What is the difference between a poker player and a dog? In about ten years the dog quits whining.
What’s the difference between prayer in church and prayer in a casino? In a casino, you really mean it!
Why didn’t the elephant like to play cards in the jungle? Because there were too many cheetahs (ok that was lame).
The wife of a doctor called the casino to get her husband paged. They refused. The house doesn’t make doctor calls.